Weekly Horoscope for Cancer

April 18, 2016 - April 24, 2016

Private Life
Money and Job

Full Weekly Horoscope for Cancer

Family and Personal Life

It is likely to be 'an eventful week' and lots of 'hurtles' for you to clear. This is nothing you can't do with ONE arm tied behind your back. It CAN be slightly frustrating but MUCH of what I see that holds the capacity TO be frustrating is ALL 'short lived'. Just deal with it, shuck it off and move on. The 19th and 22nd are 'adjustment and full moon days' respectively. Earth Day is MY Birthday, [I was thrilled when they announced that years back... maybe I will not be remembered in the years to come. I"m just a fly speck in this Universe... but Mother Earth needs us ALL and SOON... I hope Earth Day lives on forever and becomes THE biggest holiday of the entire YEAR... I'm guessing many of you do too; you are the typical 'mother earth' type.], and the full moon on that day will likely 'move you emotionally' in many ways. Just 'ride the wave'.

Love and Romance

There should NOT be any 'waves' to ride in love life this week as most of you will just go with the 'ebb and flow'. There IS some nice hot sexual stuff waiting for you from the 20th to 27th so enjoy the CRAP out of that! I used to be young once too, you know... but at 68, Rita Ann has lost that thread... LOL. Will at least ONE or TWO of you, ride the wild monkey for me? LOL. Read the weekly partner horoscope...

Friendship and Social Life

Your compassion, empathy and emotions will be running on HIGH GEAR this week as we tick nearer and nearer to the Scorpio Full Moon on the 22nd. Don't 'give away the farm'. Don't 'spend yourself like water' and pour yourself over EVERY 'taker'. Relax and enjoy the 'sexual and more hedonistic energies out there this week!

Career Advancements

You can ACE this one. Now, stop talking to yourself in the G. D. Mirror... Take yourself by "the A** of the pants and the scruff of the neck" and throw yourself into it. Keep DRY, moisten your mouth if you speak, use light humor to break any ice and just roll on. You've GOT this; stop worrying... or you'll unravel the good you've done so far! ALSO: Keep all personal issue, problems and dynamics OUT of the work place the 21st to 23rd.

Financial Outlook

Making you VERY prone to both emotional AND 'impulse spending'.

Overview for Cancer

State of Mind:

Growing MORE emotional as we reach the FULL MOON on the 22nd and then 'back to normal' the 26th... the best you are going to be...

Karma Numbers:

5, 6, 10, 11, 15

Buzz Words:

Work your way though carefully 'pick and choose'.

Compatible Sign(s):

Virgo, Taurus

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TL;DR

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